http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid435563647/bctid1704030941
I peeped this video of Mary-Kate at the British Elle mag shoot in a feeble attempt to really uncover this mystery of a girl. The girl is fkn out there and bizarre as shiet...makes you wanna get to know the "real" her and what the hell she knows about Heath Ledger's drug fiasco.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
natural aphrodisiac
Upon reading the news this morning, I discovered that eating watermelon has Viagra-like effects! Whaaaaaaaa?! Oh well, listen up guys. Read more on this marvel here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25511199/wid/11915773/.
And where the hell do you get these square-shaped watermelons? They're cute and I also like the mini ones at the grocery store. One of these days I'll go and pick one of the baby watermelons and some of those baby bananas. =D
Fellas buy dem watermelons and call yo' girl up!
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And where the hell do you get these square-shaped watermelons? They're cute and I also like the mini ones at the grocery store. One of these days I'll go and pick one of the baby watermelons and some of those baby bananas. =D
Fellas buy dem watermelons and call yo' girl up!
P
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
close-call
I'm so happy! I went to Kaiser's today to get my sketchy mole checked out and it's not cancerous!
I feel sorry for Cristina Applegate though since she was newly diagnosed with breast cancer. I'll prolly wind up getting brain cancer or some crazy shiet since I KNOW I rack up minutes on my cell!
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I feel sorry for Cristina Applegate though since she was newly diagnosed with breast cancer. I'll prolly wind up getting brain cancer or some crazy shiet since I KNOW I rack up minutes on my cell!
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Monday, August 4, 2008
swagger
I'm watching the "Teen Choice Awards" (so what, I am a teeny-bopper at heart) and I couldn't stop drooling when Channing Tatum accepted his surfboard award! That man got swagger like whoa!!! OMG, this is more than a crush. *sigh*
Is he still dating Jenna Dewan anyone? Lucky b*tch.
Love the preppy look on this man as well.
Is he still dating Jenna Dewan anyone? Lucky b*tch.
Love the preppy look on this man as well. And did y'all see Chris Brown tear up the stage? I'd pop his zits any day! (in reference to the photo-op the paparazzi managed to score in Ocean City, MD where Rihanna was poppin' his whiteheads...they really are normal!).
My life is more exciting than some daym celebrity.
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Sunday, August 3, 2008
insomnia
I can't sleep.
My pooch has been getting me up the entire night.
1:52 am She barks at me. I don't want to go outside and take her out (since Lord knows I've been stopped by a cop at that hour before- and not even for violating the law; the cop stopped me to make fun of me for spoiling my dog), so I just settle to opening my room door so she can have free, full roam to the rest of the house. Big mistake.
2:30 am Cookie comes back into the room and barks and then leaves. Good, I can get some rest up in dis' piece.
3:48 am I wake up to a sound in the living room. Oh gosh. She's gotten into the trash! NO! I get up and look down the hallway. I see a familiar object- something white in her mouth. Shit, toilet paper again? I run down the hallway in an effort to wrench the t.p. from her mouth, but I'm way too fkn tired. I admit defeat and let her run through the entire house t.p.'ing it to her heart's glee. I'm thinking to myself, okay, she'll wear herself out and I can finally get some good, quality zzz's. I go back to my room and close the door.
4: 50 am A scratch at the door. Shit. It's Cookie knocking. Fine, I let her in. She barks at me, but not the I-want-your-attention-pet-me-bark. It's the I-gotta-take-a-fat-shit-bark. Oh gosh. I get my dumbass up and take her out. She does her thang.
SO WHY THE FCK AM I UP RIGHT NOW BLOGGING ABOUT IT?! Meanwhile, the pooch is knocked the eff out on my bed all comfy and cozy while I'm wide-eyed over here.
Oh yeah, because I'm a fkn loser and my dog has me whipped.
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My pooch has been getting me up the entire night.
1:52 am She barks at me. I don't want to go outside and take her out (since Lord knows I've been stopped by a cop at that hour before- and not even for violating the law; the cop stopped me to make fun of me for spoiling my dog), so I just settle to opening my room door so she can have free, full roam to the rest of the house. Big mistake.
2:30 am Cookie comes back into the room and barks and then leaves. Good, I can get some rest up in dis' piece.
3:48 am I wake up to a sound in the living room. Oh gosh. She's gotten into the trash! NO! I get up and look down the hallway. I see a familiar object- something white in her mouth. Shit, toilet paper again? I run down the hallway in an effort to wrench the t.p. from her mouth, but I'm way too fkn tired. I admit defeat and let her run through the entire house t.p.'ing it to her heart's glee. I'm thinking to myself, okay, she'll wear herself out and I can finally get some good, quality zzz's. I go back to my room and close the door.
4: 50 am A scratch at the door. Shit. It's Cookie knocking. Fine, I let her in. She barks at me, but not the I-want-your-attention-pet-me-bark. It's the I-gotta-take-a-fat-shit-bark. Oh gosh. I get my dumbass up and take her out. She does her thang.
SO WHY THE FCK AM I UP RIGHT NOW BLOGGING ABOUT IT?! Meanwhile, the pooch is knocked the eff out on my bed all comfy and cozy while I'm wide-eyed over here.
Oh yeah, because I'm a fkn loser and my dog has me whipped.
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Saturday, August 2, 2008
a craving
I want this! I spotted this lovely, crinkled leather jacket on Abercrombie.com. I can't believe it's going for $498 though! Since when did Abercrombie sell lux leather at that obnoxious price!?
Friday, August 1, 2008
endurance
In light of the start of the Olympics in 7 days, I decided to post some of my favorite, awe-inspiring female athletes. Yah, kinda cheesy, but these women motivate me and teach me physical and mental tenacity. I was at the gym after work today doing my usual Boot Camp interval and my spunky instructor/trainer, Chrissy, is just phenomenal. She motivates you to take her classes and go to the gym. It's truly amazing how much your mind controls your body and if you tell your mind to do something, the body naturally follows. Chrissy kept barking at us during our weight intervals to "endure" and push through our sets. Having the mental and physical capacity to endure through trials (or sets at the gym in this case) is what builds character and gets you through life. Remember, life has its funny, sad, happy, miserable, and trying moments and nobody gets through it alive. So cherish your moments today, get yo' swagger on, love life, be happy, be kind, and the rest will follow.
An emotional post, I know, but I just got back from walking Cookie a bit ago and had a great conversation with my other neighbors while they were walking their dogs too and felt really refreshed to hear their journeys through relationships...you know, the meat...the drama.
Jennie Finch is so fkn hot! Dang girl is like 6'1"! I admire her because she's holding down the fort with her son and husband and STILL is winning gold medals for the U.S. I'm stoked to see her pitch in Beijing! 
Endure,
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