triple post threat: I <3 Bethenny Frankel!!!

My mind has been racing lately with a litany of thoughts, so I've been exercising a lot to try to tame them; therefore, PARDON THE LONG POSTS! If you really love me, you'll read 'em ;)...okay, so don't read 'em then.

Anyway, I look forward to Tuesday nights-mainly for the new episodes of "The Real Housewives of NYC" ( T.V. shows use quotations? Too lazy to research...). My FAVORITE, FAVORITE woman on there has got to be Bethenny Frankel. Some adjectives to describe her:




1. acerbic: I love her quick wit and repartee, not to mention her total bitch attitude and no-nonsense demeanor. If only I had half the indiscretion she had! I'd be at places already. I am not too fond of Luann and her subtle jealousies; I loved how Bethenny underhandedly told that bitch off with such finesse at the lunch about the "airbrushing incident". haha. Women can be such haters.

2. independent: I love how even though her past relationship didn't exactly work out, she was able to latch onto her passions in life (cooking, surfing) as a means of positivity. She is very career-oriented and it's inspiring to see a woman as ambitious as her.

3. integrity: I must say, even though Ramona called Luann out on her old-ass husband-and Bethenny could have jumped in for the cat fight (especially after the "airbrushing incident")-she kept her composure, prepared that salad, and waited until the opportune time.

4. gorgeous: I loved how she got to be on the cover of a magazine (eff you, Luann; you're just jealous!)...and she sure keeps her physique in tip-top shape. I have a fetish for nice legs, and she sure has some gams. I need to cop that magazine so I can take a closer look at these "re-touched" photos of her; I doubt they were even re-touched. Why wasn't I blessed with her legs?!

EDIT: 5. comical: How could I forget that this woman is funny as all hell. I love her impersonations of Jill and her dry, sarcastic wit in general. She would definitely be a best friend of mine since most of my close compadres always have a sense of humor complete with smart-ass remarks. :D

Overall, this woman is awe-inspiring and her frankness (fitting surname, by the way) is quite endearing. I definitely want to buy her book: Naturally Thin: Unleash Your Skinnygirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting.

I have a couple of words for Bethenny though--Damn you for having your book signing tomorrow in the Tribeca, which I can't make (for obvious reasons)! And double damn you for having all the CA book signings in Santa Monica!!!

Hey, I was just being frank.
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