I was told by my brilliant boyfriend that I should start a blogger...he actually told me a while back to start one, but I thought I was better than this. Lo' and behole, karma bites you in the a$$ and you're sitting here succumbing to the very thing you're trying to avoid. I'm hoping that Latimer Luis will read this post because he certainly doesn't read my lengthy, extensive, drawn-out, esoteric- okay, not that esoteric- fodder for the mind and soul. I mean, seriously, I do have something to say and if you know what is best for you, you should read it! Trust me, you'll learn something new.
I got my tush kicked today in my "Boot Camp Interval" class at the local gym (when I say "local" I mean the gym located less than .25 miles from my work, which is AN HOUR AWAY from my home base in Sac!). The instructor must have been an ex-Marine compatriot because she was busting our balls on each of the intervals. She was a cute lil' thang though...very tan, petite, muscular and married...hence why I invited Lats to come join me in the muscle slaughter so he can have a peek at the eye candy because after all, homegirl is not a threat since she is off the market (might I add, her rock was bling-blinging; the exercise room complete with mirrors galore did that ring some justice with the strength of that diamond's refractive index- single men or men currently in a relationship, take note: we like the light-blinding "prismy" looking bling (the bigger the diamond, the more it will leave us ladies speechless; after all, the equation usually goes like this: speechless woman= happy man). I'm sure the man that tries to homewreck on her marriage will have to reckon with some Van Damme rendition of a husband because I can't picture any other man strong enough to mess with this cute lil' thang that will kick your ass with one stomp.
So the take-home message is: Succumb to that which you're trying to avoid because in the end it will kick your ass and work out like mad because you will get your ass kicked too. Oooo, and also, buy your woman a nice lil' diamond or you'll get your ass kicked as well. :)
3 comments:
not succombing ... haha.
An hour drive to work and visits to the local gym-and you STILL have time on your hands to do a blog? Bling bling ring-not in my lifetime. Two marriages later and I still don't have one. I vowed never to do myspace...need I say more?
Yes, "anonymous", I still find time to write something on this bloody thing! This is a test-drive for me, so we'll see how it flies.
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