So I have a crush on someone...shhh...don't tell anyone. I'm not sure if I should tell you though because you might tell people...or tell Lats.
Alright, you got me. I must spill. I am heavily infatuated with John Mayer. I'm so knee-deep in this renewed interest that I listened to my own compilation CD of his greatest hits on my trek to work today-when I could have been listening to talk radio. It's funny how when you crush on someone, every bit of the lyrics somehow make sense; in this case, every stanza of this fictitious person (-->John Mayer...I say "fictitious" because he's literally out of my reach and so famous that seeing him live in person would not spark me back to reality) resonated with me. Call me crazy. Okay, call me loony.
Who else is envious of Jennifer Aniston? And when did John Mayer get that sexy whole-arm tat? I'm usually against tattoos on guys because of the whole "your body is a temple" argument, but not this time. This time, that tat is beyond sexy, beyond gorgeous...just complements his endearing personality and gives him that rough edge, bad-boy persona that he utterly lacked during his first album (do you all remember his peach fuzz, neophyte demeanor?). I'm intrigued as to what he and Jennifer really talk about?...or does his body do the talking? All that runs through my mind when I think of Jen is her classy aura/attire (thinking signature hair 'do complete with nude polished fingernails & toenails, and some pricey polo and moderately priced designer jeans) and her mute disposition. Are there words behind that smile? Does she only laugh because she is paid for her Smart Water advertisement/endorsement? Why don't I just run away to L.A. and become a paparazzo...
Point being- John and Jen are disgustingly cute together and I'm happy for them *gag*. Let's not mention any names (Jessica Simpson), but John seems overtly genuine and happy to be in Jen's company rather than the other chicks he serially dated. Not to mention, I find it adorable how much taller he cowers over her and how he plays little tunes on his guitar for her...*sigh*.
Okay back on track- John is extremely talented and wise beyond his years (indicative in his introspective, probing lyrics)...someone told me one of his performing alter egos is Stevie Ray Vaughn; I guess I'll have to go see for myself when I see him in concert next month.
And no, I don't have too much time on my hands. I just have enough time to blog about the sexy hot body wunderland (pronounced "vunderland") of JM.
Sorry folks for the celebrity fluff- it keeps the women reading. :)
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1 comment:
I'm not sure how one can develop celebrity crushes. How can you crush on someone if you've never interacted with them? I know I say "I love John Mayer", but that is simply for his music and the hell of a concert that he and his band can put on. But beyond the love for his music and his talent, I'm not one to infatuate over him. So, if you've never seen him live, pay all of your money to go see him at least once in your life. Every cent is well worth it. His music, especially live is amazing. I've seen him more than once times, one of which I was in fourth row seats, so I got to see him get into his music. Did you know he sings with his eyes closed? Okay...I guess I take back my comment on developing celeb crushes. :)
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